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Jessica Alba

Catherine Bell

EDIT Based on physical appearance only. Yes, it's damned shallow. What, you come to my journal for indepth discussion? HAH.

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Who is more attractive?

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    • While you are certainly one sexy beast, you are simply not an option here Sam.

      I wouldn't want this to be a landslide.

      When I find the ultimate beauty, I'll make a poll you against them.

      I can only hope their feelings don't get hurt too much.

      Hey, did I mention it is friday? W00t!
      • If I get you and Sam as well, I pick Alba.

        If not, well, I still pick Alba. She's hawt.

        Err, and juicy. Rock candy, baby... hard, sweet, and sticky.

  • Bell (Score:2)

    by ellem ( 147712 ) *
    bigger cans plus she's nuts like there's no tomorrow
    • thanks for your concise input El.

      Plus, I bet she looks better in the cat suit.

      RAAAARRRRRR.

      Am I not allowed to objectify women?
    • And lets not forget she's already had two kids, so her body is a post-two-kids body and still damn awesome.

      On the 'people we can do without any penalty" in my marriage, Ms.Bell ranks #1 (no joke... well, no joke she's been the #1 for a looong time... but the list is a joke and we wouldn't cheat on one another).
  • I'll take both.
    • No can do my friend. Gotta pick one.

      Obviously, if I were not married, an Em sandwich between these two would be ideal. :)
      • Obviously, if I were not married, an Em sandwich between these two would be ideal. :)

        But since you ARE married, you pick just one?!

        To answer the question: Catherine Bell. She's got great eyes, and seems more smolderingly sexy than Alba. Alba's got a very "barely legal" look about her, which is fine, but I prefer Bell's blatant sexiness.

        Oh, and I had to google both of them. I'm so old.

        ....Bethanie...
  • I say that they are not compareable like that since they are different kinds of attractive, at least in my mind.

    Sorry, I can't choose one over the other. Call my vote a draw.

    • Forcing the issue:

      You are, upon pain of death by a 1000 gerbil being stuffed in your rectum, forced to choose one of the above women based upon their physical beauty.

      Who's it gonna be? ;P
      • You are, upon pain of death by a 1000 gerbil being stuffed in your rectum, forced to choose one of the above women based upon their physical beauty.

        Careful... what if he prefers the gerbils?
      • Well, when you put it that way.

        Both of them? :)

        Oh wait you said one of them.

        Uhm. Damn. Forcing the issue. You rat bastard.

        That's a very difficult decision.

        [fifteen minutes of deliberation]

        The answer is Jessica Alba, but this was not an easy decision.
  • Alba wins. Cult members need not apply.
  • Bell is a Scientologist. crazy people. then again, crazy chicks are usually pretty good ...

    plus, Bell's soft core is pretty cool

    now i'm confused. i think i'll have to take both please. thank you
  • I wouldn't mind waking up splattered in the blood of either.

    Catherine is more classically womanly: thin, washboard, busty, lithe. She has that sporty haircut and that slight overbite that gives her a pursed lip, toothy thing. I also must say I haven't met many Marines like fill out the marpat like that.

    Jessica has a little bit of meat on her with her weight fit to the lower half of the hourglass. She also has those interesting lips making her appear "girly" (like a perpetual 19 year old). Girl Next D
  • Anyone who will dress up in a naughty cowgirl outfit gets my vote, so Jessica Alba it is.

    Actually...a naughty girl scout, a naughty elf, a naughty superhero, Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi.....when I think any of it, a woman dressed as a naughty anything will probably catch my eye.

    And in all honesty, I had to go over to imdb.com to find out who exactly Catherine Bell was anyways.
  • Sorry, I only MythTV sports and cartoons. Alba I remember from Dark Angel several years ago, but I have no idea what she looks like now. No clue who Catheriine Bell is.

    Now Catherine Bach [mattbusch.com] on the other hand ...

    -Ab
  • I think I would rather bend Jessica Alba over a haystack. the other one looks like an old washed up (and out) porn star. But given I have no idea who she is, and it might of been a bad picture of her. I'm going to reserve judgement until they are both naked bent over touching their toes in my dungeon.
  • She will be mine, oh yes! She will be mine. Er.. probably not, but she's the hottest chick evah! Even better than Milla Jovavich, and I love Milla.

  • Jessica Alba!

    Of course, I am talking about her days on "Dark Angel." She and Michael Weatherly together on screen...yum!
  • I don't think those things of Bell's are real. Ms. Alba's assets sway nicely with her gait. Though I'll admit, I haven't seen Ms. Bell in person.

    THIS is my kind of poll. Keep 'em coming.
    • I'm not sure. I've seen plenty of pics of Bell, and I still can't tell.

      I'm a fan of free-range myself...but even still, I find Bell's facial features and bone structure much more appealing than Ms Alba. However, she is also insanely hawt.

      This was a tough one for me.
    • They look real here [adoredcelebrities.com] and here [adoredcelebrities.com], but I have no idea how current those photos are. Jessica is no slouch [jessicaalba.net] either though. Unfortunately, despite 1051 photos on that last site, none of them give evidence to support Siel's claims of a plum shaped ass. If she got it, she's the winner :-)
  • once you accept that "both, damnit!" isn't an answer, you compare both of the lovely ladie's attributes. Ponder for a few minutes. Take Alba.

    A comes before B, after all.

  • of Catherine's nose. Yes Bell has great womanly curves, yet her nose..?... doesn't complement her face as well as Alba's. And Alba has fit, (underweight?) tight curves.
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  • c) Carla Gugino

    ha!
  • We're objectifying women right? Then you gotta go with the younger one.

    Alba is 23. Bell is 37.
  • I have no idea who the hell either of these women are.

    They must be TV people, yes? Sure, I could google them all to hell and back, but I prefer instead to look like an idiot completely disconnected from the pop culture. Oh, wait, I'm already hanging around slashdot on a Friday evening. Nevermind then.

    So, if I'm gonna objectify these women sight unseen, I choose whichever of them has smaller tits.
  • Faith from buffy!!!
  • woman trumps girl.

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