Comment NBN (Score 2) 141
Great they'll ruin Tesla the way they ruined Australia's NBN
Comment Android Wear? (Score 1) 35
Why wouldn't they make an android wear version if they've already done it for Ingress?
Comment Sensible Suggestion... (Score 2, Funny) 426
I believe the only sensible and practical idea here is to have 1000 monkeys at 1000 consoles doing these automated tasks for you. Of course you'd need to feed these monkeys, so you'd need more monkeys. Thus, 1000 monkeys at 1000 banana plantations.
Comment How hard? (Score 2, Informative) 207
Seriously. Usb Wifi Dongle + Rainbow Tables DVD + Backtrack = Win?!
Comment Seems like.. (Score 0) 120
Seems like the Koalas have been playing to much "Knifey Spoony"
Proton Beams Sent Around the LHC 115
feldhaus writes "The BBC reports that the first beams for over one year have been successfully sent around the complete circumference of the Large Hadron Collider. Engineers do not yet have a stable circulating beam but they hope to by 0600 GMT on Saturday."
Comment Video? (Score 1) 419
Video or GTFO??
Comment Re:Legalization (Score 1) 647
I'm a member of DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Where do I sign up?
Do you have a newsletter?
Comment Re:I am not a morning person (Score 2, Insightful) 385
Just cover the lenses with back to front smiley face stickers!
Comment Use ODF (Score 2, Insightful) 315
They should make it support ODF. But I guess its all about profit to them.
Comment Re:No... (Score 1) 844
Two reasons:
1. I'm too drunk to know better
2. I'm usually by myself
So does this mean you crying about your daddy issues "during the moment" doesn't matter so much?
Comment Re:Because they are a con (Score 1) 844
Funny, but it's worth noting that double-bagging drastically decreases the condoms' effectiveness. Latex rubbing against latex will tear easily.
I take your point and raise you another.
You see, this is when you put Tabasco sauce/Deep-heat between the layers, so if one of them does break you find out real fast!
Comment Re:Easy solution. (Score 1) 844
Oh and to preempt you grammar/spelling nazi's... screw you!
Comment Re:Easy solution. (Score 1) 844
The next question is which item takes priority on your bedside table/beer cartoon... the bottle of moonshine, the shotgun shells or that can of paint?
Comment Re:Lovemaking vs. Hoagie Stuffing (Score 2, Funny) 844
Can you really call it "making love" if you have to put on plastic gloves like a freakin' subway sandwich artist? Really intimate...
Great thanks for that mental image... now I can't eat my lunch.
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