I'm sure there's a joke in here about Politics, but I've elected not to make it. I can't account for why.

Iran has funded, armed, trained, and provided intelligence to Hamas for decades: at present, to the tune of $350m per year.

Why is the IDF in Gaza right now? I'll give you a hint: October 7th, 2023, Hamas committed genocide to sabotage the Israeli-Saudi peace process. Which country benefits most from the downfall of that peace process? It's not Israel.

Iran killed 16,500 of their own people fairly recently. Google 'genocide in digital darkness'.
Iran continues to fund Hamas, which committed genocide on October 7th 2023.

Man Yells at Cloud... I mean, Claude.

For an extra $10,000 they'll make it look less like the illegitimate offspring of Doctor Disrespect and a Squirtel.

And before that, Judaea and Samaria. Most people think the Bellum Judaicum was an Enigma album.

Black Rain / y u no slurp noodles? That's insane.
Black Rain / Atomic bombs bring fire and pain
Black Rain / Why print money? It's a pain
Black Rain / Von Clausewitz will explain

Put it in East Palestine, OH. No one will notice another train wreck.

Meanwhile, RyanAir will charge $10 for one-time-use anti-cancer bras.

If in doubt, blame Israel. Itâ(TM)s easier than acknowledging that the American voter chose Donald Trump, or that Iran started the conflict.

Sweet.

Can it run Crysis?

> if it's not 100% effective then it's useless.

I'm sure there's a joke in here about condoms and tariffs, but both leave a bad taste in my mouth.

WW3 is coming. Hang tight & we'll invite you.

I can't wait for Rockstar Games to do the sound effects.