The moon seems like it could be orbited much sooner than 2 years given the recent cadence of his Starship progress
This seems likely to me. If the next couple of test flights go well and orbital refueling is demonstrated by early next year, there's no reason SpaceX won't try sending a Starship to lunar orbit (if not the lunar surface) sometime in 2025. This has been the plan under the Starship HLS component of the Artemis program for some time now.
Japanese streets are narrow, but they don't allow on-street parking, so the full street is available for driving.
That's very wrong; it's not as universal in Japan as in the US, but parallel parking is still quite common.
than superbowl does its entire season
The Super Bowl lasts an entire season now?
Oh, so there you are!