That is a great example of extreme relativis, both sides are hardly equals. But anyway, we should support Israel because they're the modern, liberal democracy, because they're an ally of the US, and because we fight a common enemy such as Hamas. Their country also produces great minds and makes large contributions to society in science and technology.

Actually, it's even better, Wall Street uses tons and tons of the relatively obscure language K (and its related database product KDB or Q). This language looks like so: example xml parser in K (notice that the code is up until the lone "\", then the rest is just documentation).

The code above, and a lot of code like it, is actually used in production work at Wall Street. K actually has a lot of great merits, being a very efficient APL descendant, but it is still kind of fun that Wall Street does use a language far less readable than Perl as a core computation language for a lot of these kinds of models :)