"Investigators are working around the clock to determine how the aircraft managed to have an empty seat."

Actually it's more like a double. We still need the Supreme Court to bat the runner in.

This is probably the first and only time Biodome and the phrase "quality content" will ever be used in conjunction.

Perfect. The steel industry is historically known for never having been harmful to the environment in any way.

When did we all agree on this? I don't remember getting to vote on it.

Johnny Cash? I think he's dead.

FM is a modulation mode, not a band. There is plenty of spectrum where you can transmit an FM from an FM station without a license.

Hams. Apparently, the entire market for this is Ham radio operators.

I seem to recall someone once saying "trust, but verify" ;-)

y'alls's

Pronounced "Yawl ziz"

I wish I was kidding. :-/

I see what you did there. :-)

Not sure if you're trolling or making a very subtle and overplayed "I didn't read TFS" joke, but Dice just _SOLD_ /. Dice were the ones running it into the ground.

I have no idea why this didn't get at least a "+1, Zing"

LOL! Early access to stories. That's awesome. *checks URL* Yep. I'm still on /. alright. Would that be early access to the story that I read 3 weeks ago somewhere else, early access to the dupe of the story I read on /. last month or early access to the StartsWithSpam clickbait/flamebait that I only click for the fun in the comments?

You're right. I don't think early access is what would entice a subscriber.

... Except on Friday!