Comment Well... (Score 0) 137

by DarkShadeChaos on Monday December 15, 2008 @08:53PM (#26127293) Attached to: The Best Burglar Alarm In History

I don't know about the best burglar alarm, but I'm pretty sure the best defense is... Chuck Norris

Comment Re:Yeah, and get flooded with "tech support" calls (Score 1) 307

by DarkShadeChaos on Wednesday November 26, 2008 @05:03PM (#25903181) Attached to: Houses With Tails

You also need blackjack and hookers.

Awww... screw the whole thing

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