Farther south... Hmmmm....

The Ode of SCO

Midway between the tongue and toes
Is where their little pecker goes
They turned their head and gave a cough
and out popped greasy Microsoft
Toward their front was hard Big Blue
Behind them Tux was lubed to screw
And in the end, they took it long,
That mighty, horny Linux dong
Their mouth agape, their eyes bugged out
It hurt so bad they had to shout
"We lied, I say, we really lied.
And all because of Darl McBride.
Please take it out and go away,
We now know TUX IS HERE TO STAY!!!"
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Windows is DEAD!!!
SCOldera can BITE ME!!!
LONG LIVE TUX!!!!!!!!!!!