A professional sysadmin on call should have multiple devices ready to roll, and not just depend on one dinky one.
There's a reason samurai had two swords, or cowboys carried a boot knife...
Exactly
...and signed with the e-mail address killerking247@yahoo.com.
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It was probably because Killer Queen was taken by Freddie Mercury and the boys back in 1974
This all seems familiar, but $5000 doesn't seem dirt cheap...
Dirty deeds, indeed.
They should have sent these SMS to the MPAA, RIAA crminals as well as the bought out Congress senators. Hilarity ensues.
If the members of the MPAA & RIAA had received them before the other people they would be suing all the other recipients - as well as the 'John Doe' sender - for copyright infringement.
Lets see, one of the most well known trait of psychopaths is their tendency to lie.
Is that true
So, you mean, is there any hope for me?
Sure there is. First, you'll seek twitter therapy and twitter assimilation resistance resistance. If that succeeds your tweets will be indistinguishable from 99% of the population (and most of your followers will finally be able to understand them).
If your TT&TARR fails you'll have to go to twitter court (most trials are very short) or simply go to twitter confessions and throw yourself on the mercy of 12 randomly selected twitter addicts. Once you're sentenced to twitter prison (where all you say and read are tweets) you'll be able to start paying your debt to the twitterverse. When the time comes for your parole review they'll analyze your tweets during your sentence to determine if you're ready for early tweetlease or if you need to try harder.
So yes, there is hope for you
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.