Ha ha only serious. What ungodly combination of medical treatment, promiscuity, infertility, and serendipity did it take to discover that ultrasound halts impregnation? What kind of sick doctors are these?

Enquiring minds want to know.

There... are... 4chan... LIGHTS!

Here's an application whose time will come: real time multi-track audio editing with multiple collaborators. I know it sounds totally crazy, but I think this could be way cool with the right robot maintaining the song and branches for you.

• No true engineer could be famous. Therefore, anyone who is famous is not a true engineer, no matter how much engineering they did.

• So you've heard of this engineer before? You must be one of those engineering types, not "just folks". Anybody who knows about an engineer doesn't count...

It's a clever argument but it doesn't say much.