176706129 comment Comment Re: This doesn't explain (Score 1) 227 by CockMonster on Thursday March 13, 2025 @05:27PM (#65231317) Attached to: German Spy Agency Concluded COVID Virus Likely Leaked From Lab It seems plausible to me that some janitor at the lab flogged a test animal to someone at the wet market instead of properly disposing of it
165290352 comment Comment Re: Yes there is, but not the one-off event (Score 1) 110 by CockMonster on Saturday August 13, 2022 @07:31AM (#62785744) Attached to: Drought Is Declared in Parts of a Hot, Dry Britain But a 'heat wave' just means a normal summer to other people. Those years that weren't heatwaves were just shit weather
144132676 comment Comment Re:Rustaceans? (Score 2) 120 by CockMonster on Saturday March 20, 2021 @02:41PM (#61179758) Attached to: Rust Takes 'Tentative First Step' Toward Linux Kernel I believe Rustafarians was taken, but I prefer Rusticles.
90130373 comment Comment Re:the internet killed flash (Score 1) 230 by CockMonster on Wednesday March 29, 2017 @11:01AM (#54134701) Attached to: What Killed Adobe Flash? NodeJS? What does a networking library have to do with Flash?
89610159 comment Comment Re: tabs4lyf (Score 1) 300 by CockMonster on Saturday March 04, 2017 @09:35PM (#53978015) Attached to: Douglas Crockford Envisions A Post-JavaScript World Do what everyone else does and change your editor to insert spaces when you press tab. Of course this means you cannot edit tsv files anymore
89404641 comment Comment Self defeating (Score 0) 338 by CockMonster on Thursday February 23, 2017 @09:11AM (#53916625) Attached to: Microsoft Research Developing An AI To Put Coders Out of a Job They'll get it to a point where they can give this system a description of itself and it'll build itself and put them out of a job
89194775 comment Comment Re: trying (Score 1) 491 by CockMonster on Monday February 13, 2017 @09:19PM (#53862057) Attached to: Nobody Is Moving, Especially Millennials 1.5 hours to commute isn't that bad even for cities like london. What bubble do you live in
85138555 comment Comment OLE/COM (Score 2, Informative) 117 by CockMonster on Saturday July 30, 2016 @08:09PM (#52614493) Attached to: After New GIMP Release, Core Developer Discusses Future of GIMP and GEGL Microsoft did it
84111559 comment Comment Re: QHD (Score 1) 125 by CockMonster on Tuesday June 14, 2016 @03:00PM (#52317397) Attached to: OnePlus 3 Featuring 5.5-inch FHD Display, Snapdragon 820 SoC, 6GB RAM Launched at $400 Bluffer! Phones have GPUs these days, the CPU is hardly involved
83984823 comment Comment Multiprocess hoohah (Score 0) 187 by CockMonster on Wednesday June 08, 2016 @02:57PM (#52276483) Attached to: Firefox Finally Confirms 'Largest Change Ever' Featuring Electrolysis In v48 All those processes share some state, so if one crashes all bets are off regarding the other processes too. Expect pwnage soon
79711343 comment Comment Re: You mean I can't pretend my content is real? (Score 1) 120 by CockMonster on Thursday December 24, 2015 @05:36PM (#51179899) Attached to: FTC Issues New Rules for Native Advertising on the Internet This is completely false. Publishers get to control every aspect of the types and behaviour of ads they allow on their sites, in real-time.
79711313 comment Comment Re: You mean I can't pretend my content is real? (Score 1) 120 by CockMonster on Thursday December 24, 2015 @05:33PM (#51179881) Attached to: FTC Issues New Rules for Native Advertising on the Internet You have no fscking ida what you're talking about
77601819 comment Comment I know where to start (Score 1) 64 by CockMonster on Friday October 16, 2015 @11:30AM (#50743957) Attached to: IBM Permits China To Review Source Code The source code of Lotus Notes should be a good read
76467171 comment Comment Will it block them all? (Score 1) 241 by CockMonster on Thursday September 17, 2015 @07:13PM (#50545335) Attached to: One Day After iOS 9's Launch, Ad Blockers Top Apple's App Store I assume it won't block iAd
75060871 comment Comment Re:Microsoft (Score 4, Interesting) 200 by CockMonster on Tuesday August 04, 2015 @11:14AM (#50248925) Attached to: Behind the Microsoft Write-Off of Nokia They bought QT so devs wouldn't have to deal with the pecularities of Symbian.