We already tried that during the Great Depression. It was called the Works Progress Administration. It was a huge success. If we tried it today the angry shouts of "Socialism!" would break eardrums.

Notable from the article that will anger MAGA: "Being a voter or a Democrat was not a prerequisite for a relief job. Federal law specifically prohibited any political discrimination against WPA workers."

...until the new people can no longer fudge the numbers to Dear Leader's satisfaction any more.

Good News! Trump fired the people responsible for reporting the numbers.

Can you link to an article where this is especially egregious?

That's a hard No from me.

This would seem to be a rather large red flag for the ... (checks notes) ... Director of Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security. The kakistocracy continues to amaze.

...while demanding the public ownership of the means of production. Can't write parody any more.

I read this as being a publicly owned competitor to the for-profit AI companies. And I trust that more than I do them.

Don't worry! Our leader is at the UN right now, making friends and influencing people.

...if Pharma advertisements were 10 seconds long, and consisted only of "If you have diabetes, ask your doctor about Nufukindrug"? That's it. And I won't have to ever hear the cursed phrase "do not take Nufukindrug if you are allergic to Nufukindrug".

Or it just shows how deep the conspiracy goes.

"highly regarded old school bullet-proof publications like Washington Post"

They may have been highly respected a decade ago. No longer.

Nobody gonna mention how this is just a reverse-engineered Severance?

Someone explain to me how you continue running a company that's spending more than twice what it takes in.

"managed to complete just 26.2% of hands-on coding tasks and 44.9% of technical management decisions"

Apparently it ain't my job they're coming for.

Still want us back in the office?