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Comment Absolute lies (Score 1) 28

Or it was really dry for those years and lightning struck and lit a wildfire. Either that or they got lucky and dug directly into a human campfire site and/or campfires were every 1 meter for the entire area. Hmm, I wonder which is more likely. This is "give me funding, I'm important" scientists clickbait, as usual.

Comment This is why Brazil is a shithole (Score 2, Interesting) 41

They focus on this crap instead of REAL crimes, because they make the Mexican government look not corrupt by comparison. If they ever want international trade and to be taken seriously, they need to solve it. But all this thought crime bullshit does is keep them in power and that's all they want so they can keep getting bribe money.

Comment Re:Apologise, greens (Score 0) 215

BUT RADIATION SCEEERRRYY! Also Thorium, what's that?
The Greentards® will believe anything anyone tells them and half of them believe the Earth is flat or hollow or a hologram or some dumb shit. These are not smart people. All I'd tell them is they're putting in a 4 mile long island this time and that'll solve all the problems. They'd probably believe me.

Comment This is why... (Score 1) 21

We had a sales demo of Microsoft AI products from like 3 reps there. We had a wishlist. Copilot does 1 out of the 6 things we needed. I identified the pattern between the 5 that it absolutely should do but doesn't. They don't let it anywhere near our customers. Won't let it read, process, or respond to customer emails because it's not finished, they have no idea how it works, and it may say crazy shit to them.

Can't do "which customer did I talk to on Teams about a proposal to do this." Nope, can't process external chats, only internal. Probably because customers might say things that the bot shouldn't share but will because they don't classify it as confidential.

Comment Wait, I have an idea (Score 1) 60

Fire the suits that ruined the company. Fire everyone who names their products too. They clearly do not have functional brains.
This makes zero sense when all their chips have had a shortage on the market and artificially high price since 2021. Yeah, let's get rid of 1000 people that build chips. That'll solve the problem.

Comment What went wrong (Score 1) 90

Guys, I don't get it. All they did was promote severe sexual deviancy in the name of personal freedom, promote a work life that makes it impossible to have a relationship, and put zero restrictions on any kind of technology for kids and teens while objectifying and fetishizing women in media. Then they fucked up the economy on top of it. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, besides the collapse of their country.

Comment Mmmhmmm (Score 0) 27

Why not just capture the heat from your own datacenter? Okay, they sort of do that sometimes. But what we really need to address is global core cooling. Do your part to stop corpos from stealing all the core's energy before it cools, stops rotating, and we lose the magnetosphere!

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