Comment Re:I'm assuming... (Score 1) 167
Mars bitches.
Comment Re:I woke up today... (Score 0, Offtopic) 76
I read it three times.
Comment Re:HTTP.SYS? (Score 5, Funny) 119
Still waiting for my kernel level adware module, oh wait, this new feature can do that too! Yay.
Today's security patch is brought to you by Nike!!!
Comment Re:This happens about... (Score 1) 131
Agreed. I've been writing software for 32 years, and "We've completely changed your requirements, but that shouldn't affect your schedule or your budget any!" happens all the time. The point is, you have to push back. Tell them exactly what every change is going to cost (padded heavily). Unless they agree to add time and money to the project, then just deliver the originally agreed to project. Don't let people make unilateral changes in the contract after it is signed, unless you actually like working on money-losing projects!
Has the frenzy to be a "Game Developer" as created a bunch of "yes" men & women?
Comment The first tech (Score 2) 89
...still confuses management.
Comment Re:Smug Alert (Score 1) 290
You must feel smug after such revolutionary proclamations.
Comment Smug Alert (Score 1) 290
Comment Re:The internet generation (Score 2) 131
Yes, but do narcissistic pricks write mo better code?
Comment Re:Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? (Score 2) 142
That auditor loop would need to be audited. I see the strategy now, its job creation.
Comment Re:Yes. (Score 1) 227
I better stop using Google so I can be a dumb as I think I am.
Comment Re:As a PhD in particle physics... (Score 1) 385
+1 Python
Install the following on whatever you get (there is a free version):
https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.enthought.com%2Fprod...
From calculus to visualization and web tools.
Comment Re:wait a minute... (Score 1) 99
That explains it. These scientists play Fallout 3. Things were getting a little boring in the labs. How about some fire breathing man sized insects to spice things up.
Comment Re:You don't say... (Score 1) 606
No I'm not FUCKING SERIOUS.
Comment Re:You don't say... (Score 1) 606
No, those fraternities hate all other races, and thats ok. You can't just pick one.
Comment Re:New study shows taking medicine is ineffective. (Score 1) 247
-1
Now, statistically, with only me as a sample pool, your post is not effectively insightful.
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