I like the part where you take something that is decided on a local council or state level and make out like the whole country is operating under those laws.

You wouldn't happen to be a Ranger driver, by any chance?

> The Australian government is already an abusive nanny state

Points and laughs in not-getting-shot-at.

Anything can be an incandescent lamp if you wire it up wrong enough.

Yes, and if the just 0.00005% of Earth's atmosphere that is hydrogen can do that, image how much a whole galaxy full of it could block out!

No random passerby, tradesperson, delivery driver, ever had their phone's mobile hotspot turned on and unsecured....

That's a 1 in 167 year event. And counting...

It might even be able to make an image of Natalie Portman, naked and petrified.

Now please excuse me while I pour hot grits down my pants. Thankyou.

Yes. The opposite. I mean, they were doing their president's bidding, after all.

You....don't know much about the history of state-sactioned violence in the USA, do you? -> https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F...

"Rage" and "anger" are not the same thing. One has control, the other...does not.

Why do they never get it?

Everyone knows which one it will be. Predictable as the fall of Rome. "Planet of the Apes: The Musical" was a joke, you fools!

Gee, I dunno. Maybe we should let them take the excuse "The computer did it" and just let them run with it. We might be able to eliminate the "dog ate my homework" gene altogether, which I can't really see any downsides to, after the whole Eternal September thing.

I know there are less of them every year, but these last few have been really pushing it.

I'll bet Leonard Cohen would also like a word or two.

Ah, rap: Music for people who can't sing.