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Comment Re:Don't do it, Zuck (Score -1) 13

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday July 15, 2025 @01:59PM (#65522820) Attached to: Meta's Superintelligence Lab Considers Shift To Closed AI Model

shut up you fucking moron.

Comment Re:Why plague? Nobody gets the plague anymore (Score -1) 115

by cyborg_monkey on Monday July 14, 2025 @09:43AM (#65519250) Attached to: COVID-19 Vaccine's mRNA Technology Adapted for First Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria Vaccine

Shut up you dipshit.

Comment Re:Or maybe we just donâ(TM)t care? (Score -1) 238

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday July 10, 2025 @07:48AM (#65509398) Attached to: Prime Day Loses Its Spark As Sales Nosedive 41%

Shut up you fucking moron.

Comment Re:Fork it over! (Score -1) 37

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday July 09, 2025 @07:37AM (#65507004) Attached to: Meta Invests $3.5 Billion in World's Largest Eye-Wear Maker in AI Glasses Push

Shut up you moron.

Comment Re:Who is Al Frenzy? (Score -1) 6

by cyborg_monkey on Monday July 07, 2025 @09:16AM (#65502774) Attached to: The Startup-Filled Coder 'Village' at the Heart of China's AI Frenzy

Grow a sack.

Comment Re:Erm... (Score -1) 163

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday July 01, 2025 @07:32AM (#65488424) Attached to: 'Space Is Hard. There Is No Excuse For Pretending It's Easy'

Shut up you moron.

Comment Re:Do not buy standard printers (Score -1) 54

by cyborg_monkey on Friday June 27, 2025 @09:52AM (#65479850) Attached to: Brother Printer Bug In 689 Models Exposes Millions To Hacking

Shut up you fucking idiot.

Comment Re:Where's the work ethic? (Score -1) 31

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday June 26, 2025 @12:18PM (#65477962) Attached to: CareerBuilder + Monster, Which Once Dominated Online Job Boards, File For Bankruptcy

Shut up you fucking moron.

Comment Re:Wrong. Just more Apple enshittification (Score -1) 78

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday June 24, 2025 @03:52PM (#65473253) Attached to: iPhone Customers Upset By Apple Wallet Ad Pushing F1 Movie

You are a moron. Complete and total. No wonder your family hates you.

Comment Re:Apple (Score -1) 78

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday June 24, 2025 @03:50PM (#65473245) Attached to: iPhone Customers Upset By Apple Wallet Ad Pushing F1 Movie

Shut up you fucking moron.

Comment Re:VW are dirty cheaters (Score -1) 65

by cyborg_monkey on Monday June 23, 2025 @08:13AM (#65469435) Attached to: Volkswagen's Autonomous 'ID Buzz' Robotaxi Is Ready, And Cities And Companies Can Buy Them Soon

shut up you moron.

Comment How about... (Score -1) 43

by cyborg_monkey on Monday June 23, 2025 @08:10AM (#65469423) Attached to: 'Unprecedented' Detail: Vera Rubin Space Telescope Releases First Images from Its 3,200-Megapixel Camera

a Paul Reubens flesh telescope?

Comment Re: Blockchain (Score -1) 13

by cyborg_monkey on Friday June 20, 2025 @08:44AM (#65463185) Attached to: DOJ Files To Seize $225 Million In Crypto From Scammers

Shut up you moron.

Comment Re:Hub hubbub? (Score -1) 106

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday June 19, 2025 @02:55PM (#65461555) Attached to: Amazon Orders Employees To Relocate To Seattle and Other Hubs

Shut up you moron.

Comment Re:What? (Score -1) 284

by cyborg_monkey on Monday June 16, 2025 @01:10PM (#65453467) Attached to: Trump Organization Announces Mobile Plan, $499 Smartphone

Another Trump window-licker. Great.

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