stretching the limits of reality
A great expression and, unfortunately, currently the design metric for Washington policy...
You remind me of the fucker I fired last year for producing nothing but metric ass-tons of shit code that all had to be thrown away, and a policy enacted forbidding it.
Addressing the argument, rather than attacking you in person, I have to wonder about the value of this policy. You fired a shitty programmer - an excellent plan. The logical fallacy here is that this person produced shitty code because they were using an LLM. Plainly incorrect. They'd produce bad code regardless of the tool they were using. Pre-LLMs I worked with people who would code exclusively by copying from StackOverflow resulting in the quality of code you'd expect.
It's not clear to me how depriving good programmers of what is an excellent tool if used correctly (which is presumably the policy) is justified by the realization that an incompetent programmer used LLMs to create shit code. A better question, since bad code is bad no matter how it is generated, is how someone could create a "metric ass-ton" before being called out for it. And that last point, I suspect, is real problem here - a knee-jerk reaction by management to their failure to catch the root cause of the problem sooner (the root cause being a shitty programmer not LLM usage - possibly a completely dumb measure of productivity).
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982