Speed, 1994

What you don't do: slow down

Ok, I see, it's not actually a sock, but a handbag/manpurse that's supposed to look like a sock. So not a dumb idea, just a dumb name.

But it's an o.

If you manage to take your shoe and sock quick enough to hit the thief before he just pulls out the iPhone off it and runs. This is no chancla which you can toss into your hand with a quick flip of your foot, this is a snug-fitting sock!

It is a dumb idea. You store the phone at a location where it's easy to lose, but hard to get when you need it. Indeed, movement of the ankle while walking will slowly push the phone out of the pocket. And when you need your phone (for texting, or for accessing the internet), you need to kneel all the way down to get it.

Nothing sucks like a vax

And the animals are fluffier too. :-)

Heavily overloaded acronym. Anti-aircraft is not even among the 10 first hits on AAC on Duckduckgo, so looking it up is not helpful advice in this case.

May I just point out that Uranus is not a black hole, but merely a planet.

Uranus an ice giant? Yeah, indeed Wikipedia does confirm that it is an ice giant rather that a gas giant. You learn something every day!

But just how do you get rid of all those ice cubes in your underwear then?

Ok, but then wikipedia confirms that methane is still the third-most-abundant component of Uranus's atmosphere

Because, once it's called Orangeland, it will refuse to do so, due to the fallout with Musk.

or in any other unit fitting speed or bandwidth?

Gas (wind) comes from where the sun doesn't shine.

And yet, there you are, buying products of that country, and using it to post spittle to Slashdot.

Well, in this case, it was dumped on the sidewalk ready for the recovery by the cops... Stolen iPhones Trigger Alarms After LA Apple Store Looting