Unfortunately politicians will include themselves in the "etc".

That wouldn't work because cars stop closer together than when driving down the road at speed. Each car has to reestablish safe spacing after a stop thus the delay in getting moving again when you are several (or many) cars back. Think of it like a slinky going down stairs as traffic flows from one stop light to the next when they are not synced up as a potential best case scenario.

Stop listening to the politicians, instead listen to the health professionals and scientists that overwhelming agree that masking is important for stopping the spread to others when in close proximity and especially indoors.

Windows RT already failed on ARM.

It sounds as though you were driving straight ahead, the point of impact could be the driver's side door of your vehicle if you were making a turn at the time.

Case in point, years ago I was stopped at a stop sign when another vehicle entered the intersection incorrectly and, while turning, drove the side of their vehicle across the front bumper of my stopped truck's metal front bumper. The side of their car crumpled, but my front bumper just had a little paint from their car on it.

Right there with you, I had read /. for a year before I finally created an account. Could have had at least one fewer digit.

Wow, I feel like a noob. Honestly, this is the first time I've heard of the term "Rule 34".

4'x4'x4' sounds like a large enough space that even Kevin Smith would fit.

Yes, the Cowboy Neal option is missing.

Okay, someone's obviously playing a joke. Either that or there's no longer any reason to have cable television.