AragornSonOfArathorn - Slashdot User

Comment Re:If nothing else.... (Score 1) 185

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Thursday April 21, 2016 @03:10PM (#51957999) Attached to: Google's Ray Kurzweil Wants To Live Forever, and He Thinks It Includes Nanobots

Nope. He's gonna be frozen in hopes of being revived in the future. https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F...

Comment Send a probe or a manned flight to a black hole (Score 1) 412

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Friday April 05, 2013 @03:35PM (#43371721) Attached to: How Would an Astronaut Falling Into a Black Hole Die?

We should test this with hotdogs and marshmallows, and see how they taste.

Comment Re:I'll be working... (Score 1) 231

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Friday November 23, 2012 @03:48PM (#42076077) Attached to: How Do You Participate In Black Friday?

i am truley sorry for your lots

FTFY

how is asshole formed. how shopper go crazy

Comment Thank Dog (Score 1) 96

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Saturday November 03, 2012 @02:02PM (#41865843) Attached to: Curiosity Snaps 'Arm's Length' Self Portrait

No duckface.

Comment Re:Vote (Score 4, Funny) 707

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Friday November 02, 2012 @07:18PM (#41860149) Attached to: In the 2012 U.S. presidential election:

I voted for Pedro.

Comment Re:Cthulhu printers... (Score 1) 179

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Thursday November 01, 2012 @05:12PM (#41846813) Attached to: Physicist Explains Cthulhu's "Non-Euclidean Geometry"

So THAT'S why the printer ink runs out so quickly... all becomes clear.

Literally clear. The non-Euclidean ink doesn't reflect light in the same way in our space-time continuum.

Comment Amazon is dead (Score 1) 176

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Monday October 22, 2012 @04:30PM (#41733099) Attached to: Amazon EBS Failure Brings Down Reddit, Imgur, Others

Netcraft confirms it.

Comment Re:Candy Corn + Peanuts = Payday Bar. (Score 1) 267

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Tuesday October 16, 2012 @11:23AM (#41669379) Attached to: What Is Your Favorite Halloween Treat?

Take a handful of candy corn and roasted peanuts mixed up and pop it into you mouth all at once.
It tastes just like a Payday candy bar. No kidding.

Mod parent up. My wife brought home a jar of peanuts with candy corn mixed in. I've always hated candy corn, but this is awesome.

Comment Re:Summary of the last 15 years (Score 2) 178

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Wednesday October 03, 2012 @03:05PM (#41541545) Attached to: CmdrTaco Looks Back on Fifteen Years of Slashdot

I see what you did there. For great justice!

Comment Re:Beware new jeans! (Score 1) 225

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Monday September 17, 2012 @02:21PM (#41365293) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Best Protection Plan For Your Phone?

Stone washed jeans? Stop livin' in the 70s, man. Live in the now!

Comment Obligatory (Score 1) 102

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Saturday September 15, 2012 @11:54AM (#41346285) Attached to: Monkeys Made Smarter With Prosthetic Device

I, for one, welcome a Beowulf cluster of our retarded cyborg crackhead monkey overlords! Hot grits! Natalie Portman! etc.

Do they run Linux?

Comment Re:It will certainly succeed (Score 2) 282

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Thursday September 13, 2012 @10:52AM (#41323919) Attached to: Nintendo WiiU Price and Release Date Announced

All Wii accessories will be compatible. http://reviews.cnet.com/nintendo-wii-u/

However, it will not upscale original Wii games. http://www.ign.com/wikis/wii-u/Frequently_Asked_Questions

This is unfortunate. The Dolphin emulator has been able to render GameCube and Wii games at 1080p for a couple of years now.

Comment Re:Model M (Score 1) 341

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Wednesday September 12, 2012 @01:10PM (#41313837) Attached to: I go through keyboards ...

Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it does not work, you an always hit him with it.

Comment Re:Marketing (Score 3, Funny) 460

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Tuesday September 11, 2012 @03:56PM (#41304563) Attached to: Why Are Operating System Version Names So Absurd?

Mac OS X Cringer.
Then they can license "By the power of Greyskull! I have the POWER!!!!" as a marketing gimmick to promote the following release, Mac OS X Battle Cat.

Comment Re:Give them away (Score 2) 302

by AragornSonOfArathorn on Tuesday September 11, 2012 @02:51PM (#41303571) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What To Do With Found Calculators?

So all we really need is a graphic calculator cartridge for the DS.

Done, over half a decade ago. http://blog.davr.org/2006/10/15/ds85-release-2/

You do need a flash cart, though. But those are cheap these days.

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