Can you imagine the average chump putting in this much effort to stay secure?

It's very useful when typing is less practical.
Driving along, can't handle your phone: "Siri, navigate to Joe's house", "Siri, read my messages", "Siri, play some lo-fi chill", etc.
Lying in bed, don't want to irradiate your eyes: "Siri, play my audio book", "Siri, set volume to 20 percent", "Siri, pause", etc.
Walking along with your earbuds in, why bother taking your phone out of your pocket? "Siri, call mum", "Siri, compose a message to Joe", etc. I agree that talking to Siri with strangers around is both rude and embarrassing, so fall back to typing laboriously in that case.
Plenty of use cases where it makes good sense, just a smidgeon of imagination required. Darned neo-luddites :)

It would not take two Marines to beat up a liberal.

Oh my goodness. The only sensible thing a lefty is said in this whole thread is "I don't understand". A rare moment of insight. If you people had understanding of anything you would be celebrating this result.

If you really want to thwart human growth you're gonna need an anti-growth messiah, and ironically cranking out more kids is your best shot at getting one of those. Thunberg obviously ain't gonna cut it. Maybe Thunberg 2.0?

But, could it be, that the true messiah has already been, and this stupid greenie religion is pretty much stillborn but doesn't know it yet.