Seeing the name made me momentarily forget the name of the email client. Took me several seconds to be able to recall "Thunderbird" even though it's open right in front of me.

A million years ago I was on a call at work, with the person on the other end on speaker. They mentioned that "So-and-so lost his FAT." So-and-so was quite obese, so of course I said, "Good! He needs to lose his fat!" So-and-so was present and heard my comment.

Fortunately So-and-so had a sense of humor.

Maybe it was just because I was a nerd, but I found the annual new crop of textbooks and workbooks exciting. I can't imagine my reaction to the same old device (more or less) every year.

"Brain and brain, what is brain??" One of my favorite episodes, despite its reputation for awfulness.

Anyway, happy April Fools' Day.

I'm planning to sell ad space on my "Get off my lawn!" signs.

As an elementary school kid who walked to school, I hated it. Michigan winters are cold enough when the sun is shining.

I wondered why the usual deluge of spam to my ancient Hotmail account slowed to a trickle recently. I figured the spammer had died.

Peter Lorre would like a word with you.

That's usually analogous to seeing "Democratic Republic" in the name of a country.

"I say I'm a journalist. She asks what lists I like to make."

It's Spotify, it doesn't have to work correctly or even at all. I'll worry when I hear about one of my financial institutions doing this.

Same here. But occasionally DDG can't find what I'm looking for and I resort to Google, such as earlier today when I searched for aspirin submarine.

they're flush with cash.

Would be an apt name for a software company with a poor attitude toward fixing bugs.

I could think of at least one such company.

I was six years old and took the show very seriously.

Once I forgot to watch it and wept bitter tears.