And their slogan remains, "We Also Walk Dogs". Would that work in the real world?
Yes, it did work in the real world. Except the slogan is "We Also Sell Books".
The internet is the last place you should go for information that doesn't come straight from a corporate billionaires asshole.
There, I fixed your typo.
By that time you may have AI superintelligence that can either deduce theories without experiment [...]
In physics, there is no such think as theory without experimentation. That is called bullshit, or religion, or string theory.
No, it is not apples to oranges. You have no more control over what IO commands Windows is issuing to the hard drive than you have over the maneuvers of an autonomous car without steering wheel or pedals. Courts will declare a contract invalid in some circumstances, for example if it requires one of the parties to break the law in order to comply, but there is nothing like that here. Software licenses have been doing this for decades, and I am not aware of a case where they have been deemed unenforceable because of this.
The Disney case you mention, however, is apples to oranges, since you don't sign an EULA before you eat. There are already health regulations that require any restaurant to meat certain food safety standards. There would be no point for Disney to make you sign a contract releasing them of liability, because that contract would be declared unenforceable, as contracts cannot supersede laws. There are no such laws binding software providers, so they are free to ask you to assume all liability, and if you do, the courts will probably be fine with it, unless you are under 18.
On the other hand, if Tesla tried to get out of their obligations under the FSD EULA because you also signed a separate EULA for a Tesla battery wall that had more convenient terms for them, then probably the result would be the same as in the Disney case
why not keep it until it breaks or apps no longer work?
That usually takes 2-3 years
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