What would happen if someone posed as a pedo to lure dumbass teens to a park to teach them a lesson about having sex with pedos? That would be a much more interesting show.

Considerably less. A year ago I was working at a large check manufacturer running a printer that was pushing upwards of 20,000 sheets per shift. The few and far between papers that I have to actually print for school don't even compare.

Where do I sign up?

I think this quote from Cheers sums it up pretty well.

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.-Cliff Clavin