Though, with all the snow we've been having lately, she should have started shoveling half an hour earlier than she did, which would have given her plenty of time to warm up the car.

Also, I find I can save a lot of money if I have the wife bring drinks and snacks into the theater under her skirt or dress.

You certainly would have been within your rights to ask the ushers to eject the rude patron with the cell phone, as well as the baby daddy and mommy.