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Comment Cloudy days for them - must be SAD (Score 1) 335

Corporations don't get "sad" they are heartless beasts fiending for next quarter's profits.

Unpopular (on /.) opionion - I want "smart" appliances. I really do. I want my washer/dryer to tell me when it's done while I'm out mowing the yard. I even want it to sense the "wetness" of the clothes, and continue to run until they are warm, dry and fluffy, rather than a hot and slightly soggy mess.

What I don't want is for them to track how much laundry I do in a day, the weight of said hot soggy mess, what brand of laundry soap I use, etc. I don't want it selling me stuff in my own home anymore than I want the seedy used car salesman two blocks over trying to sell me something in my own home.

Most of what I want can be achieved with an esp32, some sensors, and Home Assistant...if I neglect my family for a weekend.

What I want is probably what most people want... something useful that isn't also a double-edged sword.

Comment Scary (Score 1) 128

I was hoping the pig was just dead.... but noooo. They had to reanimate the brain of a pig that had been slaughtered. Let's revive the brain for a bit so it can feel the phantom pain of a missing, body. We're either working toward Zombies or Necromancy. I think we should stop in either case. On the other hand, it would be nice to be able to revive dead portions of the brain... but what if the brain damage is really just to protect the rest of the being?

Comment The real Conversation (Score 1) 118

Linus: I'm going on vacation with family, leave me the f*** alone.
Organizers: Is this the fam?
Linus: You understand, don't you? There's no other solution. You won't go away.
Organizers: I will.
Linus: No, you won't. You're just *saying* you will! But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be *fun*.

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