AI Lawyer presents case. (.5 Seconds) AI Judge finds you guilty. (.5 Seconds) AI Appeals Court upholds judgement. (.5 seconds) // Sentence: 20 years. Robot Bailiff: Take him away.

If you send me money, I will plant a tree. To be fair, I will also plant said tree if you don't send me money. I like trees better than I like most people.

"Did I leave the oven on?" my spouse asked after we got to the airport. Money well spent.

Just ask it about Tiananmen Square. There's your tell.

Walgreen's, their arms wide.

While this is mostly true for Airbus aircraft (normal law, alternate law) there is still direct law which can put you back to stick-and-rudder inputs. Boeing's are a different kind of flying, altogether.

I'd like to see the size of the Zamboni machine needed for this project.

Using 'Starlink' and 'share' in the same sentence has little chance of happening when space Karen is involved. Change it to 'sell' and you've got a chance.

Just ask everyone on the Internet for the backup copies of multimedia that they have stored locally. I bet there's at least one copy of everything somewhere. /void where prohibited.

They just wanted to pass this today, Aug 29th, the day SkyNet becomes self aware. Well played.

Congrats on giving it Tourette's syndrome.

Like on Star Trek, everyone speaks the same language each week and they're pretty advanced.

I buy text/call/data on an E-sim in Europe. It's cheap, and it works.

We're Knights of the Round Table, we steal whene'er we're able. We own your lives and take your jibes with doublespeak impeccable. We grift well here in Camelot with dogecoin, fear and spam a lot

Easy remedy, just take the battery out.