The following submissions are apparently so scary that they can't be posted on Slashdot even though they get a good rating in the firehose.

It seems that /. do have "editors" after all, but their job ain't to edit the summaries like we thought editors were supposed to do. No, their real job is to hide all the scary stories from the /. crowd, who can't handle such things...

But now I have to ask you, dear reader, do you have what it takes to read these story?

• What "news for nerds" sites should I use?
• And the crowd goes wild!!!
• And the crowd goes wild!!! Again!!!

Scary stuff, eh?