1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Turn to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

I got America: A guide to democracy inaction. This is probably the funniest yet:

Perhaps no one summed it up more eloquently than the Third Duchess of Kent: "Fuck with a motherfucker's tea and the shit be on."