So I moved back home to sunny, dry, hot-as-fuck Bakersfield from Seattle cause I thought I'd save me some money and have a good time. God I couldn't have been more wrong.

It's now late June and I've been here since the middle of March and I haven't worked more than 1 day in a row. I'm thinking about selling plasma just to get up enough scratch to move back there.

Now I'm making shit up to put on my resume just to give me a leg up on other applicants. At the rate I'm going I should be a fucking phd with 20 years experience on the damned thing. I have a headache. fuck this town.