I had a roti last week and it was really good, so I was pro-roti.

Today, I had a roti that was really bad, so I'm roti-ambivalent right now. Seriously, I'm not one to throw away food that I have purchased, but this was an exception.

I hate that stupid Canadian Tire guy sooooo much.
And his annoying bitchy wife.
And his dumbass neighbour.

My father thinks the Olympic flame thingie looks phallic. I think it looks like a big joint.

Current Mood: penile
Current Music: Haujobb - Penetration (Future Fuck RMX)

Cause everytime I see the poster for "The Village", I instantly think of goatse.

working at the office on a Saturday and, likely, Sunday. At least next weekend is a long weekend.

A day before the Peterborough floods, I dreamt of my backyard being flooded. I remember this because 99.5% of the time, I do not remember my dreams. However, instead of a premonition, it was probably due to being rudely awakened by *REALLY* loud thunder and the sound of something leaking into the basement.

Or maybe I am an orcle!

I just saw Jason X, and it was stupid cheesy fun. I am now immensely attrcated to Lexa Doig. And she was born in Toronto.

http://n0wak.yayhooray.com/

Because I can't post images here.

And because I have no life LOL!!!!1!

It would be cool if User Journals had RSS feeds.

Current Mood: Average
Current Music: Morcheeba - Big Calm

OMG, I want to make love to Sky Edward's voice with my penis.

I spent hours making a Mix CD for a CD Swap today, then I realized that it was super-nerdy, so I'm making a hardcore one now.

Stop giving me invites! I don't have anymore friends :(

I found a really old haiku recently, from a different era and different mind*:

Spring sun greens the grass
Flutterings in hearts and minds
All the more wretched.

* Ok, probably not. But the current one isn't as corny.

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Where do you go when you want to buy name-brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?

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