
Journal Journal: I'll eat it when I'm good and ready...
On Monday, my mom and my wife were feeding my 23-month-old twins lunch. My daughter had fallen asleep in her seat and was already down for her nap.
My son was eating his PB&J sandwich piecemeal. Having taken it apart and eaten the PB side first, he was taking his own sweet time with the J side, really just playing with it.
When Mom and Lee tried to take the Jelly-covered slice of bread away, Gil would fuss until it was returned. Rinse, repeat several times.
Finally, Lee says, "Time's up, little man -- give up the bread" and hands him his binky as a trade, or so she thought.
Gil grabs the binky, shoves the entire slice of bread in his mouth, and then plugs himself with the binky triumphantly.
Mom and Lee proceed to ROTFL...