Somehow I fear posting on Slashdot because of privacy issues. If there's one message board on the Internet where there's at least one person who is capable of tracking where you live based solely on your post, it's Slashdot. However, equally rare, presumably are those who have felt the touch of a woman.

All glory to your blog. Should you blog happen to start a pop culture phenomenon, may your webserver receive many hits and your ISP feel like a sysop from the Bulletin Board Systems of yesteryear, with their teenage operators struggling to run a single application on their computer because the " 'board was sucking up the processor, man". Before they went back to their gameboys.