I now have an iPod. Lick my boots, mortal scum.

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Yes, 34 or so days after ordering it, my new Powerbook shipped today.

slaver slaver drool

YLFI

The eels played the enmore, and they rocked it like a magickist. MC Honky was great. Even the little Imbruglia put on a great show ( they had your mic turned down too low though ). E was in good spirits and totally rocked his ass off like a Ninja.

At the risk of dread heresy, this concert beat out the time I saw Bob Dylan at Centennial Park, or for that matter Jamiroquai at the Entertainment Center.

YLFI

Song: "I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass" by Zorak

I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Why, I don't think it got the message
Open the door sucker, it's Zorak
Here to kick your ass
(your ass)

I love beating people up
It's what I do
And if your lame ass had any friends
I'd kick their asses too
Every time I see you coming I feel sick
But at least I know your ass is mine to kick
Why don't you bend that fat load over
Hold it steady, Zorak's ready
To kick your ass
(ass)

I'm gonna kick your right cheek
And then I'll kick your left cheek
Oooh, then I'll kick both cheeks right on into next week
I'm gonna turn my foot sideways
Gonna kick that ass for days
There's another clueless chump
Time to let my foot meet rump
Kick your ass
Kick your ass
Kick your ass
Kick your ass
I love to kick your ass
Kick your ass
Kick your ass, your ass, your ass

Why do the inane subject line rules apply to signatures here as well? Sure, some of the crapflooding ones are welcome, but why the minimum length ( and why does it still say 'subject line is too short' or whatever - sloppy! )

All I wanted was to have

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as my sig... preferably without having to hack around some braindead filter.

YLFI

Oh my god, it's full of stars!

For the curious: 700mhz G4 eMac Rev 2.1, Combo Drive, 512Mb of Ram.

I am listening to Dr. Pris and Dr. Rachels OST for Space Channel 5 at work. Could this be the greatest game soundtrack of all time? [1]

Got my password mailed out to me again yesterday. Will get back to FAILing people on the weekend, once I get my new Mac ( yay ) and voting at the state elections.

Your pal,
You Likewise Fail It

[1] I guess the only competition would be Activision / Bullmarks score for 'Interstate 76'.