FTX is dead. SBF is going to jail. Binance has issues. So of course the professional thieves are stepping in to show the amateurs how itâ(TM)s done

The moment you define something idiotproof, the universe evolves a better idiot.

I was here for the Jon Katz Welcome to the Hellmouth era. You learned to filter out the annoying posters

Same here. The Slashdot Beta drove me to SN for awhile. I occasionally check out both. Didnâ(TM)t realize it had been 12 years. Christ Iâ(TM)m old

Of course you can't watch WestWorld. It's gone. Same with Bat Woman. Back catalog means nothing if you can't stream it

I had a company that wanted 6 weeks notice. When I left, I gave the notice as required. They said great, tomorrow will be your last day.

Fuck that. Never again.

Java was originally designed to run on cable boxes.

And does anyone remember WebTV for browsing to inter webs?

Same here. But then I went into Chemical Engineering and learned to deal with volumetric flow rates in cubic meters per hour through a schedule 40 pipe where you then had to size your pumps according to horse power with requirements for net pump suction head in inches of water across a range of operating temperatures in Celsius. You become really good at unit conversion. For fun weâ(TM)d choose stupid bases like furlongs per fortnight for our linear velocity

Wonder how that will work after their 75% Work Force Reduction. When a company pivots to crypo, you know it has jumped the shark

Elon is more of the âoegive a man a fire, and heâ(TM)ll be warm for a night, set a man on fire and heâ(TM)ll be warm for the rest of his lifeâ school of thought

640k is enough for anyone

MAXIM 14: "Mad science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?"

The coldest winter I ever experienced was a summer in San Francisco

But the USPS is supposedly an independent corporation. That is why they have to fund their pensions for the next 75 years but other government agencies don't

You mean LexisNexis or WestLaw?