Then you're clearly in the wrong place. But not to worry! You're close.

If you want to see some pretty pictures, you can look here or here.

If you want to see a wicked cool site, you can look here.

If you want to read about my life (such as it is), you may read this.

Through those links, you can reach everything else about me.

If you're not interested in me...then what the hell are you doing here? O.o