Yeah, I'm talking to you. All you filthy humans. You all stink of ham and vomit.

Fuck, but I hate the holidays. All those images of happy people with familes and warmth and joy. I think this season is designed specifically to make loner losers like me kill ourselves. Well, they won't defeat me, dammit! I will survive and kick Santa in the ass!

And I'm already bored!

Where's the color images from the Mars rover already!

It's true, you know. Even my decent posts get modded "overrated".... even when no one has modded them up in the first place!

They're out there... lurking...

Oh, hey! Kim Possible is on!