I strongly disagree. I've been in the IT field for 20 years and you would think I wouldn't be able to live without Internet, yet my current house is in a very poorly serviced area so I haven't had Internet at home for about 4 years. After a couple months of withdrawals, I got used to it and became much more productive with my home projects. I also save a boatload of money by not having a data plan on my phone. (Seriously don't know how people can justify spending ~$100 just to have Internet on their phones.)

Also, get off my lawn!

Mailing list? Pfft... We have a private BBS to share tales of the good old days and alert when UID pissing matches have been started.

I go to work every day in my 22,000 lb M-817 truck which gets about 6 mpg running diesel. F the carbon credits!

Double Plus Good!

If you have the camera on them and they know it, they won't smash heads, but might later when there is no camera.

If you are recording and they don't know it and they smash heads without just cause, then the evidence can be used to get the police officer(s) off the streets for good.

I'm all for a nice, quick, stepmom fork!

I do at home for the wife and kids, but never at work. Wouldn't want someone to get the wrong impression and somehow get fired.

Oh, the Engine Access Panel! Why would someone call it a hood or a bonnet? WTF? :)

What's the difference between a hood and bonnet over there? The only thing I can think of over here is that a hood would be attached to the clothing, whereas a bonnet is a separate garment.

I'm guessing the handgun because A) It's more useful and B) It's the pistol in Wolfenstein 3D

Perhaps your neighbor is mentally disabled?

But where will I put my big screen TV?

Umm, couldn't you just wear a fat suit? Please, think of the fat people!